I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them.

As we get older, we resist the new stuff, like I resisted a cell phone for years. Now it's part of my home. My wife can't live without a cell phone.

Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?

I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com, but I don't want to buy all of them because I want to go to Duttons and I want to buy books from another human being.

But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less.